Uh, this movie was done by Darren Aronofsky. Anyone who thinks this was going to be a straight literal biblical retelling doesn't know who he is.
He did Black Swan, The Fountain, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and The Wrestler (being the outlier).
This movie was always going to be ridiculous in some way. Noah is getting good reviews, so I might go see it. Crowe especially is getting praised.