by Professor » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:48 pm
Easy test to tell if you are straight, metro, or gay:
0-4 personal products used to get ready for the day = straight
5-8 products = metro
>8 = gay
Includes antiperspirant (deodorant is for peasants), hair products (shampoo, conditioner, gel, mouse, pomade, etc.), moisturizers/lotions, smelly-good crap, etc.