by Professor » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:39 pm
There are wild geese at a public park where I take my kids. When you get out of the car, they swarm you thinking you have food. Last time, one of them pecked my son. I was surprised, so I just picked up my son and we got in the car.
Next time, I'm breaking the goose's neck and eating him for dinner. No, that's not bravado. My main motivation is not revenge upon the goose. It's having a somewhat plausible excuse to have fresh goose on the menu.