NFL 2014-2015

[John Galt]

i love how kraft is demanding an apology from the NFL because their own internal investigation found that they weren't cheating

[Saz]

[micfranklin]

[eynon81]

This was awesome too: http://www.seahawks.com/news/articles/a ... ff675b84d9

1. His impersonations of Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, cornerback Richard Sherman, and running back Marshawn Lynch are spot on (check them out in his "best of" video embedded above).

2. He's spent a year and a half growing his beard and he has it because of Moses, Genghis Khan, and Jesus. "I really want to look like the richest homeless person I've ever seen."

3. He thinks Super Bowl XLIX's halftime performer Katy Perry is hot and knows his daughters love her music, but sees himself as more of a "Beyonce Drunk In Love kind of guy."

4. He doesn't have sex on Wednesdays. "I save it for Sunday after the game."

5. He's never stressed. "I wake up every day and look in the mirror and say, 'Damn, I look good.' So I can't be stressed."

6. He thinks his wife's booty outclasses Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian. "I love my wife's booty. I think my wife has the best butt of all-time, so I'm not going down that road."

etc....

[Saz]

[Philly]

Cheatriots 27
Seadderall PEDHawks 24

[Saz]

f**k I bet on a high scoring game. Not happy right now

[eynon81]

Non is depressed. so much better than last year's superb owl.

[eric]

[Philly]