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I have a question and it may be a bit personal, but I want to make sure there's nothing wrong with me if I pee corkscrews. I don't know if it's my inner chi, my tubular structure or if it's normal to have the pee come out flat, but twist 270 degrees midair. I'm assuming it's normal, but want to confirm.

Wow. You are sooo freaking weird. I think we better report you to the NSA and have you banned from the site. You skeer me. (Just Kidding)

No, it's not because your pee "expresses" itself in an unusual manner. It's because you care to share this info on an anonymous forum with a batch of freaks(myself included) rather than with your own personal physician first.

it;s because the tip of your dick is a slit.


you're welcome.

I've never peed corkscrews, but have shyte snowballs.

Just out of curiousity, how did you measure the twist?

No, I don't pee corkscrews. You have some sort of damage to your urethra.

If you are peeing corkscrews that look like this see a doctor.

Simple solution Stratego - hold your dick still and quit trying to make circles as you go. Works for me.

w00t!