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"If I have five words left and I'm about to f**k' expire and all I have left to say is to curse f**k' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow."

-Fubar, 2002

Jesus, Seth. Listen, if you really wanna do this with your life you have to believe you're necessary and you are. People wanna live like this in their cars and big f**k' houses they can't even pay for, then you're necessary. The only reason that they all get to continue living like kings is cause we got our fingers on the scales in their favor. I take my hand off and then the whole world gets really f**k' fair really f**k' quickly and nobody actually wants that. They say they do but they don't. They want what we have to give them but they also wanna, you know, play innocent and pretend they have no idea where it came from. Well, thats more hypocrisy than I'm willing to swallow, so f**k em. f**k normal people. You know, the funny thing is, tomorrow if all of this goes tits up they're gonna crucify us for being too reckless but if we're wrong, and everything gets back on track? Well then, the same people are gonna laugh till they piss their pants cause we're gonna all look like the biggest pussies God ever let through the door.

Will Emerson, Margin Call

"You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

-Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

"That's my boat"

Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

Bubba: My name's Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba, like one of them ol redneck boys. Can you believe that?

Forrest: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

The entire script for Raising Arizona. Easily the most quotable movie of all time.