Open letter to Uber

[jimmyz]

Dear fearless leader, I am asking that you give a blanket amnesty to the dissidents based on this member poll.


** I have received no compensation nor promise of sexual favors for this petition **

[The Comrade]

can vote for philly and against saz?

[phosphide]

Every time you f**k start this shit it always ends up bad for you. Just quit while you are not ahead.

[jimmyz]

[jimmyz]

[micfranklin]

This looks like it has potential....

[Philly]

The "don't know" option will probably dilute the results and make it difficult for "worse" to gain an outright majority. Tactical blunder there Jim.

[The Dharma Bum]

i consider both to be friends, so why not?

[broken robot]

I might possibly be the only person on this board who prefers saz to philly...

Anyways... it's a choice between herpes and chlamydia. Besides their obvious sins against the forum gods, Philly is petty and divisive whereas Saz is obsessive and vitriolic. Somehow though I've managed to establish a working arrangement with the latter whereas I have not been able to do so with the former.

I don't think this forum needs either of them in terms of pure activity. There are enough undead walking around here to sustain it through the apocalypse. Doesn't matter though, and neither does this poll, because somehow, someway, they'll find a way back here.

For now, I'm enjoying the respite.

[foadi]