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He's 10 weeks old and they just removed him and a bunch of other kids from their mothers so they don't breed with each other's sisters. My parents' neighbor was just going to eat him because he wasn't as healthy was the other kids. But I said, hell no, I'm going to buy him from you and make him the healthiest f**k goat you've ever seen. So my plan is to feed him the best food I can get (no cardboard or tin cans) so that next year, he'll be healthy enough to spread his seed to my parents' neighbor's' flock. I named him Strategoat von Clifton, and he'll be the most awesome kid in town.

Am I hallucinating this? It is a friendly racist joke.

Baby goat = kid.

Stratego is using a play on words.

Confused me for a moment too.

an amusing stratego thread...who would've thought...

Well I lol'd

When I saw the title I really hoped this thread wasn't gonna go the goat route. Disappointing stratego thread, then again he may be going for broader appeal, making threads to entertain the dimwitted.