Best obituary ever written?
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:17 pmHe named his son "Chopper".
Hilarious.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:17 pmRe: Best obituary ever written?
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:15 pmRe: Best obituary ever written?
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:56 pmYea, it's got the subtle humor in there. I think the best one is the "brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan)" 
Re: Best obituary ever written?
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:18 amTombstone epitaphs are funnier:
Here lies Lester Moore.
Four slugs
From a forty-four.
No Les
No More.
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
He was young
He was fair
But the Injuns
Raised his hair
Colorado
Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
Silver City, Nevada
Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.
(May be in Cripple Creek, Colorado)
Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers)
Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl.
Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."
Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City, Kansas
Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.
We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.
Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer
Here lies the body of
Thomas Kemp.
Who lived by wool
and died by hemp.
http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm
Here lies Lester Moore.
Four slugs
From a forty-four.
No Les
No More.
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
He was young
He was fair
But the Injuns
Raised his hair
Colorado
Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.
Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona
Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
Silver City, Nevada
Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.
(May be in Cripple Creek, Colorado)
Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers)
Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl.
Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."
Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City, Kansas
Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.
We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.
Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer
Here lies the body of
Thomas Kemp.
Who lived by wool
and died by hemp.
http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm