Summarizing the World's Problems

[Medius]

[The Comrade]

it's an example of waste and vapid culture. nothing more. defending that with capitalism only hammers the point home further.

[Medius]

[The Comrade]

it's one part of a collective problem. when you view a single malignant cell as not a problem instead of looking at the tumor you're just being willfully ignorant.

[dontworrybehappy]

Guys it comes with a real wildlife certificate. That way, if someone walks into your house and tries to say you have a fake "duck in a lamp", you can show them the certificate of authenticity.

[Dylan]

[PoS]

1910 was a truly magical era because stuffed animals as ornaments were quite common, that lamp would have been right at home back then.

[Medius]

[The Comrade]

i don't give a shit what someone else likes, it's wasteful.

professor likes burning excessive amounts of fossil fuels. i don't care if he literally orgasms every time his fuel gauge hits E it's still massively wasteful of resources.

[xpatriot]

Is waste even possible in an endless universe?

No. Because infinity - x = infinity



I intend to harness the energy of whole galaxies in due time. Yes, it's true that much of the earth's resources will be allocated to the effort of getting me my own planet.

The good news is that there are plenty of planets to go around. Enough for everyone to have their own planet, with an unlimited number of planets left over.

But none for you. You must stay here for eternity, redistributing whatever resources are left.

I'm kidding of course. I know even recovering socialists have unlimited human potential.