Sh*t you're liberal about/Sh*t you're conservative about

[OGPhilly]

Saving the environment is for losers.

I'm for paying teachers well but I don't like their unions making it hard to fire bad ones.



Other than that I'm a textbook libwad, no point going through issue by issue.

[The Comrade]

liberal stuff, i guess

guns - i take the fact that militia comes before right to bears as an important clue in the intent of the founding fathers. this retard idea (it's retarded, you'd have to be retarded to believe it) that a bunch of hicks with semi autos are going to hold off the US government from tyranny is bullshit. an organized, well armed militia is infinitely more useful towards this purpose.

abortion - i'm not pro-choice i'm pro-abortion. not enough abortions. need more of them.

government - unitary system. the idea of having 50 half-assed countries makes me feel like the holy roman empire. i guess that's liberal?

corporate taxes - corporations should be abolished or nationalized if they serve a large need to the public (utility companies, etc). this would abolish corporate personhood as well.

taxes in general - i would prefer higher income taxes at the expense of sale taxes. these taxes will then pay for universal health care, free schooling, etc.

military - i support using the US military as a force of good throughout the world when/where warranted. so libya, syria, mali, etc. situations like that.

las drogas - legalize anything that grows naturally and does not require any chemistry to make it useful towards getting high. decriminalize hard drugs but don't legalize them. lift the ban on medical testing of drugs which, in my opinion, is one of the greatest tragedies of our drug policies.

environment - super ultra liberal i make al gore look like a robber baron

things i'm conservative about, i guess

immigration - i think we're in a shitty position to have open borders, as much as i'd like them. if our southern border wasn't just an influx of poverty i'd be much less open to the idea of a non-porous border. although i think we should make it incredibly easy, almost elis island levels of easy, for skilled workers to gain citizenship. pretty sure most people would think of that as liberal.



that's it i guess.

[Aaron]

Liberal:

Gay Rights
Abortion
Taxes
Land Conservancy
Structure of Government
Education
Sex
Spirituality

Conservative:

Guns
Property
Christmas

[Winchester]

[Aaron]

I don't like the f**k southern california douchebag neon christmas. I want victorian christmas trees, snow, tradition, and family.

[Aaron]

Also conservative on Unions, but I support employee associations instead of external unions.

[Winchester]

[OGPhilly]

Yeah Aaron I think most liberals like your version of Christmas though. Cons would probably object due to no mention of Jesus.

[dontworrybehappy]

[Gremlin]

I vote none,... can i do that?