The name's Carlos...Carlos Danger

[Indy]

BTW if you didn't know, and this is not a joke, yesterday was National Hot Dog Day.

[NAB]

[Winchester]

[Indy]

Why yes NAB I did:



Hey WAIT er that's not the one I meant...

[lnrw]

And to think he used to be cool enough to hang with John Lennon. Now he's just a stupid old man.

[The Dharma Bum]

Clearly the woman is one of his staffers or something and this is a publicity stunt to kick off his mayoral campaign. Seems to be working too.

Dick shots to politicians are now what sex tapes are to movie stars, a desperate maneuver to stay relevant.

We've turned into Italy.

[The Dharma Bum]

[Indy]

Here's my question: the more I think about this, and as nonchalant as he seems to be these days--in this post-Tiger Woods age, who in the hell puts anything like that online and DOESN'T expect it to go public? Whether it's Woods or Brett Favre there is no man on Earth at this point who can claim they didn't think that it would come out.

So now I'm starting to think in a weird way he wanted this...

[lnrw]

If the Weiner is elected, I move that the title be changed to Lord Mayer. Then he will be Lord Mayer Weiner. Or perhaps he should change his name to Oscar Mayer Weiner?

[John Galt]