Falconist Party

[Medius]

[The CINC]

I want as much of the adult population as possible in the National Guard or Reserve. If we had a reserve force of 100 million there wouldn't be reservists deployed to Iraq three times in a row. We are going to be in Afghanistan for some time to come and ISIS is a threat.

[exploited]

[The Comrade]

[Medius]

[The Comrade]

f**k neo-colonialism, let's go back to OLD colonialism.

[exploited]

CINC, if you read that fine marketing message, I just want you to know that Medius doesn't really care about the future of the Falcon Party. He is just in it to make a quick buck, and is enticing you with a freebie. My fee structure is much more flexible, and I'd be glad to extend your organization credit. Please let me know.

[Medius]

[exploited]

SCENE: A trendy nightclub in Manhattan. Beautiful young people dance, drink and engage in other forms of conspicuous hedonism.

(Camera zooms in over the crowd and focuses on a good looking blond man - Eric - with chiseled features, who leans against the bar and looks tremendously bored.)

Brad Pitt (Narrator): Eric had it all. Money. Intelligence. Education and...

* Attractive brunette walks past Eric, grins shyly at him as she passes. He doesn't notice. *

Brad Pitt: ...good looks. But lately he didn't feel like himself. Eric wanted more than just material comfort. He wanted more than a girl or a family or a home. He wanted to feel like he was part of something.

* Meanwhile, Eric is tapping his Platinum credit card against the bar impatiently, when he notices a pack of matches on the bar *

Brad Pitt: Like all twists of fate, Eric's destiny revealed itself unexpectedly.

(Camera cuts to a closeup of Eric's face, then down to the matches)

* Eric picks up the matches. Emblazoned across the front is a rendering of a falcon. In his left claw, an American flag. In his right, an infant with brown skin. *

(Camera cuts to behind Eric, and he is seen in the bar mirror, the nightclub raging all around him. His face looks somehow illuminated)

Brad Pitt: The Falconist Party is everywhere, and it is here to help. Travel the world, engage the natives. Learn invaluable fire team building skills. Abandon your fear and embrace your sense of adventure.

(Camera remains focused on bar mirror)

*Eric takes the matches and walks off-screen*

(Falconist Party logo drops in from top)

Brad Pitt: The Falconist Party. A better tomorrow, today.

(Fade to black)

[The CINC]

Interesting commercial . But the ad sounds like an advertisement for an Army or church. I like it though