Argument against gay adoption

[Spider]

[Libertarian602]

[Dylan]

[Medius]

Guys, there's only one true way to tell if gay parents will be good parents. You tie a rock to 'em and throw 'em in the river. If they sink, they would have been a bad parent. If they float, they are a witch.

[xdangerousxdavex]

[Medius]

[Dylan]

[micfranklin]

[Professor]

Only slightly being sarcastic here . . . and paraphrasing someone else's comments on the subject.

If it weren't for the whole 'dick in the ass thing', I'd be gay in a heartbeat.

Seriously, think about being gay for a second:
- You want a beer. You're sitting on the couch with your significant other (SO). You ask him to grab you a beer. He says, "Heck yeah - I was just about to get one for myself!"
- You want to go play golf. You ask your SO if he'd mind. He says, "Go play. I might see you there as I was going to get a round in after work anyway."
- You don't really feel like cleaning the gutters because it's Sunday in October (football, ya know). You tell your SO this and he says, "Are you crazy - those gutters will be there in February. Leave them be!"

Now, take the above situations when married to a woman:
- She says, "Get one yourself" or "You're gonna start drinking this early?" or "It's just going to make you fatter."
- She says, "Too bad. We have to do laundry, clean the house, go meet Tracy and Suzanne for dinner, run to the store to get stuff that I have coupons for, and then come home and watch "The Real Housewives" together."
- She says, "Turn off that TV and go clean the gutters right now. They might fall off and ruin the whole house. Is that what you want? To ruin our house? The one that you promised my father you'd provide for me when we got married? You want to lie to my deceased father? That means you'll go to hell. Is that what you want? To go to hell while I go to heaven? Is our relationship that bad that you would rather go to hell than be with me for all eternity? Are you seeing someone else? I think we need some time apart."

I might be able to stand the occasional dick in the ass . . .

[Saz]