"Locksmith, you built a lock that cannot be picked."
"Aye, sir. That is right. There is no way to open it."
"Well, using your own money, time, and labor I demand you to open it."
"I can't do that. It would put me out of me business trying to figure it out and then who would buy my locks after?"
"Well, brown people who believe in magic beings will kill us all, Locksmith."
"Aye."