Why can't millennials find jobs?

[The Comrade]

[Professor]

[The Comrade]

the reality being that people like you have weird expectations that wage slaves are concerned about company brand.

"it's based in reality" is a pretty meaningless statement, even for you. but i can't believe you feel the need to argue over an onion article.

[gla22]

If you are going to get any type of decent paying job you are going to have to have a good response for:

Why and why do you want to do X?
Why and why do you want to work for our company Y?

Only minimum-wagers and some govt employees can get away with a show up and dgaf attitude.

[The Comrade]

Obviously. Which is why the article is about a cashier.

[Hyperion]

Honestly unless a kid is a devoted academic or has his/heart set out for STEM fields, I would suggest staying at home, taking college courses part-time, and saving up until he or she can open up their own business in their early 20s. The failure rate is becoming comparable to underemployment rate, and unless the household is hostile (or even abusive), it's at least a 'safe' choice for the youth.

[Leviathan]

[Darkhorse]

You should have them write down what they want to be when they grow up and then mock them for their unrealistic expectations. "You're all going to be losers just like your parents. Ha ha ha"

[Stratego]

[eric]