by Sandman » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:34 am
I honestly thought Sarah Palin and the 2008 loss was going to spark some noticeable rift in the GOP. I really believed it. It was just too much stupid for one party, in too short an amount of time. Not only did it not happen, but Sarah Palin is still a thing that exists and is taken seriously by humanity, somehow. And I'll tell you this right goddamn now. Whatever faults Romney and Ryan have..........and we all know that list is long...........I don't care if you hate their guts, they are f*cking MENSA members with shimmering angel wings in comparison to Sarah Palin. They never got on stage in front of millions of people on national televsion and said "gosh golly oh gee dontcha know stuff and things and lipstick and I don't read much". TO THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE. If that couldn't change the GOP, or at least cause them to all commit mass suicide by tri-corner hat asphyxiation, trust me..........Mitt's mom jeans and Ryan's extra-farmhand-in-grapes-of-wrath dumb face aren't gonna cause a civil war. If Palin wasn't the benchmark for that, it's probably going to take, I don't know, a snapping turtle in a suit as VP pick? An actual piece of shit on a log? I guess we'll find out in 2016. I can't wait.