by Indy » Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:05 pm
I rode 8 miles in extreme heat/humidity here on Monday night and that was enough. I like hot but not that hot. You know who likes it that hot? I'll tell you who: Nazis.
Which is why, getting somewhat back on topic, the Nazis never invaded Sweden, because nobody wanted to ride their bikes in that kind of cold weather. And since them tanks didn't work so good in them mountains, Hitler's right hand man was like "We shall ride bikes to achieve the element of surprise!" which was great and all until they encountered their first uphill climb plus they didn't have biking shorts in those days so the soldiers were like Das ist mir furzegal!, yo--so there went that idea.