by dontworrybehappy » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:32 pm
Because when you answer his question, he moves the goalposts over about 8-10 feet and then makes a snide remark about how you were wrong if you take into account his goalpost movement. It's like trying to swat a fly with a stick pin.
"Police protection" is an oxymoron. Gun laws are like masturbation, they both feel really good, but after you're done you realize you haven't accomplished anything."