OGPCF: The Oral History

[Dylan]

[The Comrade]

lumina needed a new computer and came into chat to ask us what she should get. surprisingly, we didn't troll or insult her for a solid 20 minutes, but actually tried helping her.

UNTIL!

she started making up this wonky ass requirements, and started telling us we were wrong about stuff. and she mentioned how she does all sorts of rendering and shit so she needed "max capabilities" for her computer. when we asked her to expand on what she did with it, it was basically old woman stuff. internet, email, look at photos of family, etc. but she made it out to be like she needed deepblue or some shit to handle all of the mega-processing she was doing, and when we told her she didn't and would be fine with what she suggested, she did her typical bossy "i know more than you" shit.

so we all started making fun of her hardcore. and this was when chat was me, franz, prickleysponge, rev, chymical, et al. so the trolling was brutal. and because she can't ever take a challenge and let it go, she stayed and took it for like an hour.

so we just posted fake computers worth like 30k with the stupidest components in them, and goading her over the fact that she couldn't do shit to us over what was said in chat. i think that's the part that got to her the most.

it was beautiful. just raw hatred let out against her that she couldn't do a single thing about.

it was cute how after that she tried "modding" the chat by popping in and randomly sending vague, threatening PMs to people over stuff they said in chat, even though she had no authority over it.

[exploited]

Speaking of insane overkill, my Grandpa just bought a gaming PC off Amazon because he liked the looks of it. Talk about overpowered. I didn't write down the specs but it cost $1400. For a guy who checks his email and Skype's with his family.

It is killing me on the inside. I want it badly, because I'd use it for what its supposed to be used for, but I can't bring myself to ask.

[Dylan]

that is roughly what i expected, com.

ah, memories.

[Stratego]

[exploited]

[The Comrade]

who the hell does that?

"hey you bought something you don't need. can i trade you this used, less good thing? it fits your needs better and i want the good thing you bought"

don't be a scrub, bruh.

[exploited]

[Darkhorse]

Some of these chat logs must still exist. I remember having a number of them, including the Lumina dyke and computer conversation, in my PM inbox at PP.

[The Comrade]

definitely.

rev sent me some choice lumina conversations that are still probably in my inbox