Movie quotes

[Winchester]

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Silent Bob - Clerks

[Professor]

[exploited]

Personally its a competition between Office Space, FUBAR and The Big Lebowski for most quotable movies.

[The Comrade]

i think lebowski edges out office space. never seen fubar though

[Spider]

[Spider]

[Rogen and McBride are digging through the floor of Franco's house when Franco storms through the second floor hallway, carrying his prop gun and a porno magazine]
James Franco: Who did this?
Seth Rogen: Did what? What are you talking about?
James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about.
Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I f**k' made jizz in your magazine.
James Franco: What?
Danny McBride: When I f**k' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?
James Franco: Real f**k' smart answer! Why don't you f**k' aim, huh?
Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a f**k' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.
James Franco: What the f**k kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a f**k' sock or on a f**k' tissue?
Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this f**k' house like a goddamn dump truck.
James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the f**k I want, James! I'll f**k' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your f**k' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
James Franco: I will f**k' cum right on you! I will cum like a f**k' madman all over you, McBride!
Danny McBride: Ooh! I f**k' wish you'd cum on me right now! I f**k' dare you to cum on me!
[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]
Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so f**k' hard in here...
James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your f**k' face!
Danny McBride: ...All over the f**k' floor, all over the f**k' place! I'll cum everywhere!
James Franco: [Waving gun] No more f**k' jerking off in my house, McBride!

-This is the End

[Professor]

[eynon81]

[broken robot]

[John Galt]

that rug really tied the room together