LOL I read this one just to see what you'd say when you finally realized--DOY--what should have been obvious months ago.
You're right though: I'm hiding from you because I'm so clearly intimidated by your superior intellect and you exposing my "hypocrisy." From the way you've followed me around like a psycho stalker for this entire year, I'd guess the only thing you're really hoping to expose is: yourself. Ew.
Run along now, son, as you go back to the ignore bin where you belong and just consider for a moment how creepy you look to everybody here when all you do is follow around a guy ignoring you and post endlessly about him personally.
Like I said: eww. Embarrassing. Try and get on with your life.
Have a great day!