What are you drinking tonight or tomorrow?

[exploited]

Had a friend pick me up a bottle of Hennessy "Very Special Cognac," which I've never had before. As with anything of this nature, I am drinking it on the rocks to start, but will probably go neat if I like it.

You?

[The Comrade]

i found some vodka at the liqour store that has an unbleached paper label that says "Wódka: imported from poland" and a price tag for 14 dollars.

i only go for quality.

[exploited]

It will likely melt holes in your stomach.

How big of a bottle? Due to government monopoly, that would get me a mickey.

[The Comrade]

750ml

it's not very good, but i paid 26 dollars for a bottle of midori as well so i'll be f**k i'm shelling out for good vodka.

[exploited]

Shit son. The next time my in-laws go to the States I'm going to have them pick me some shit up. Usually they grab me a cheap case of beer but I'll ask for the cheapest polish vodka they can find.

[The Comrade]

do they buy you labatts as some sort of sick joke?

[exploited]

No, they tend to buy me Budweiser. Which is a VERY cruel joke because I don't know what the f**k you guys have done to that beer, but it is absolutely awful, while the Canadian Budweiser is really good.

[The Comrade]

budweiser, even bud heavy, is 70% water and 20% co2. this gives it the wonderful bitterness of mineral water without any of the refreshing beer taste.

[exploited]

Hilarious that you say that because I was just reading that Anheuser got sued last year by like thirteen states (or maybe people from 13 states) for watering down Budweiser.

[Professor]