by Ben Huh » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:09 pm
Had to stay dry last night because I was at a county fair where there was no booze. Who'd think that a fair in the most Red and Hick county in all of Maryland wouldn't have alcohol? Anyway, so I have to make up for it tonight at my friend's outdoor birthday party. There's kegs, but everything is is BYOB. Prob gonna break out The Macallan 21 year I've been milking for 3 years now, or something similar. Everyone at the party is a craft beer enthusiast, so I imagine a lot of micro-brewery beers and hipster beer rants about the newest and hippest "small brewery." Bore alarm.
..."if the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of a divine reward, then brother, that person is a piece of shit."