Has anyone read this? (love the bookcover by the way)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ravished-Tricer ... B00EZCQADA
Any Dino-erotica fans out there? Taken by the T-Rex also looks like a good read.
Ravished by the triceratops
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by The Comrade » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:51 pm
what....what demographic does this appeal to?
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by uebermann » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:28 pm
hah. Estimated 17 pages. Seems rather short for the topic.
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by Stratego » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:50 pm
Sigmund Freud defined four parts of a psyche; the id, the ego, the superego and the stratego. The Stratego being the highest form of morality and scientific thinking.
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by The Dharma Bum » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:16 pm
no need for fantasy when you have the real thing.
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by Professor » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:04 am
Is this like the Triassic version of the Donkey Show?
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by exploited » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:57 am
The first review on that site is f**k epic:
Finally something for me to indulge my secret passion for cold reptilian extinct front bottom bumping!
Until i found this i was having to sate my appetites by trying to discretely flick my bean in Pets at Home in front of the Iguana display.
I had tried rapid panty typing in the crocodile enclosure at my local zoo but after repeat warnings from the zoo keeper to keep my fingers in clear view as the smell of fish makes the crocs super bitey i had my season pass revoked and was at a loss to quell my perverse needs.
I personally blame my erotic fantasies on a Godzookie shaped back massager, the throes of passion that vibrating beast awoke in my pubescent pubic region meant i would be forever tainted to a mere mortal man.
I had tried making out with the facially challenged ie people with severe acne as rubbing my hands over their faces in the dark confines of my room was some what near to the scaly feel of a veloceraptors scrotum but the popping noise the spots made and then the sticky residue some how spoilt the fantasy for me.
But now i can go to bed with my own 50 shades of Dino and quell my need for the scaly roughness only a throbbing tyrana SORE us rex could bring.
please petition Ann Summers to bring out a remake of my 1970s Godzookie personal massager of even a rampant /dino tail then my life would be complete and i would stop rubbing my nunny on my tortoises shell.
Finally something for me to indulge my secret passion for cold reptilian extinct front bottom bumping!
Until i found this i was having to sate my appetites by trying to discretely flick my bean in Pets at Home in front of the Iguana display.
I had tried rapid panty typing in the crocodile enclosure at my local zoo but after repeat warnings from the zoo keeper to keep my fingers in clear view as the smell of fish makes the crocs super bitey i had my season pass revoked and was at a loss to quell my perverse needs.
I personally blame my erotic fantasies on a Godzookie shaped back massager, the throes of passion that vibrating beast awoke in my pubescent pubic region meant i would be forever tainted to a mere mortal man.
I had tried making out with the facially challenged ie people with severe acne as rubbing my hands over their faces in the dark confines of my room was some what near to the scaly feel of a veloceraptors scrotum but the popping noise the spots made and then the sticky residue some how spoilt the fantasy for me.
But now i can go to bed with my own 50 shades of Dino and quell my need for the scaly roughness only a throbbing tyrana SORE us rex could bring.
please petition Ann Summers to bring out a remake of my 1970s Godzookie personal massager of even a rampant /dino tail then my life would be complete and i would stop rubbing my nunny on my tortoises shell.
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Re: Ravished by the triceratops
by The Dharma Bum » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:36 pm
i believe the correct pronunciation is "ty-wanna-sore-ass"
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