Best obituary ever written?

[Sazari]

[Spider]

He named his son "Chopper".

Hilarious.

[Sazari]

Yea, it's got the subtle humor in there. I think the best one is the "brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan)"

[PoS]

Tombstone epitaphs are funnier:

Here lies Lester Moore.

Four slugs

From a forty-four.

No Les

No More.



Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona

He was young

He was fair

But the Injuns

Raised his hair



Colorado

Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.



Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona

Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.



Silver City, Nevada

Here lies a man named Zeke.

Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.

(May be in Cripple Creek, Colorado)



Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers)

Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl.

Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."



Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City, Kansas

Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.

We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.



Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer

Here lies the body of

Thomas Kemp.

Who lived by wool

and died by hemp.

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