yeah okay the south (AR, LA, MS, AL, GA, SC, NC, TN) sucks (baptists) and so does utah (mormons) who make it hard for people to get your hand's on that Devil's Brew.
but even still i remember being in north kakalaky and having a magnificent milk stout called Duck Rabbit. i f**k love Duck Rabbit. it's from NC. i also had dogfish head there for the first time in my life, it was a magical moment. i also had yuengling for the first and last time as there were plenty of other choices.
here's duck rabbit http://www.duckrabbitbrewery.com/ the milk stout is so good. it's better, IMO, than left hand milk stout. Farmville, NC, check that out on a map if you want to find f**k nowhere