Reports from Occupied Texas

[NAB]

Now that Jade Helm has officially begun, the borders are in lockdown and only a few brave reporters are getting their information out.

http://www.salon.com/2015/07/16/operati ... ied_texas/

[uebermann]

Hey, its not over yet. Emperor Obama still has time to unleash his plans.

[spacemonkey]

Its probably all just a cover for a turkey shoot at the border.

[exploited]

Latest reports indicate that large amounts of soldiers can be seen escorting this man, who rides atop a glowing white warhorse, towards the State capitol:

[jimmyz]

I like Texans and the Texan political mindset (not the ones in Austin and NAB's house). But not enough to move there. I'd miss my beloved White Mountains and trout fishing too much.

[Medius]

Guys, everything is fine here. Seriously. No problems. No federal government at all. I think that all silly the worry over Jade Helm may have been misplaced. Seriously, do not come here we are fine. Having a great time. Don't check in, it would be absolute waste of your time.

[jimmyz]

The only one's "worried" are some of you Texans. We are literally laughing at the Texas yahoos that believe in the made-up controversy. Silly cow-folk.

[fstarcstar]

We are laughing at our own too Jimmy, dont worry, a majority of the population doesn't even know this exists. Hell I didn't even know about it until the recent thread.

[NAB]