by Saz » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:21 pm
Bring plenty of neon coloured tank-tops, drink liberally, be confident in your gringo Spanish, and don't go anything outdoorsy if you are hungover. The humidity and exertion will bring you to the edge of death.
DON'T BE A TOUGH GUY. DON'T BE A FOOL! I WILL CALL YOU LATER.