"Redistribution won't work because you are forced to adopt a policy that I personally suggested, targeting a percentage of the population I decided, knowing full well that it is a stupid proposal."
"$2000 isn't alot of money, unless of course you're talking about a tax that will apply to me, in which case I'm going to quit my job to go work at McDonalds."
"The middle class is actually the top 5% of society."
"It doesn't significantly close the wealth gap, except of course for the half-century that it did significantly close the wealth gap."
Just stop, lol.