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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby JockandBallTorture » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:47 pm

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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby IndependentProfessor » Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:53 pm

Galt. The law says that a person must go to the bathroom that is listed on their birth certificate.

Let's go through this step by step. Imagine a person named Stacy. She was born a girl, played with dolls, had a pink room, etc. When she became a teenager, she developed boobs, had a sex drive, and even had sex with guys.

Then, later in life, she changed. She started desiring to have sex with women. But, she didn't just want to be a lesbian. She wanted to become a guy. So, she had her breasts reduced. She had her junk removed and a vagina installed (still don't know how, but they do it). She had hormone therapy so that she could start growing a beard.

5 years later, she goes by the name John. She's got a beard, hits on women in bars, takes them home for sex, speaks with a deep voice, etc. All outward and even actions appear that John is-and-always-was a man.

But, in NC, John has to go to the ladies bathroom.

So, let's say John is sitting next to you and your wife at a football game. He's really funny, so you and your wife have enjoyed having him there, as he's making the game more enjoyable. Halftime comes, and everyone goes to the bathroom. Your wife comes back, and she looks upset. Turns out, John had gone and stood right behind her in line, then gone into the stall right next to your wife, peeing while standing up, with the door to the stall wide open. Now, your wife doesn't want to sit near or talk to John.

That's what is happening.
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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby John Galt » Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:02 pm

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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby John Galt » Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:13 pm

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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby Indy » Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:31 pm

So the obsession is over penises. Yeah, that sounds about right. What isn't with these people?
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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby John Galt » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:06 pm

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... utral.html

here's an article about "genderfluid" snowflakes that think they should be able to use whatever bathroom. the person penning the article thinks it would be a good idea to have men and women in the same bathroom everywhere. you know what i think about that? better dead than red. bunch of shitlibs pushing this nonsense about the "binary" nature of male/female is a construct... this is the kind of shit... this is why you need to take a science class. not just because you'll get a job but then you won't say stupid f**k shit like that

if my daughter was in college and getting drunk, and she had to share a bathroom with men, i'd be concerned for her safety. if she passed out in the bathroom, who knows what would happen. but if men are unlikely to enter the women's bathroom because it's well, a woman's bathroom, then that won't happen. this is the same concern about pensises in the women's bathroom by Mrs. Doubtfires
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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby Indy » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:13 pm

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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby IndependentProfessor » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:30 pm

How about this:

If you have a dick RIGHT NOW, use the Men's bathroom.

If you have a vagina RIGHT NOW, use the Women's bathroom.

Who cares what you were born with? You're not using the bathroom by yourself as a newborn.
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Re: Mississippi Burning

Postby John Galt » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:43 pm

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Re: Mississippi Burning

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