Palace intrigue

[Saz]

How many beers before you take down Tiffany?

[exploited]

Tiffany dislikes her father immensely, and as far as I can tell, has always been the black sheep of the family. If you can get past those gums, and, uh, general face, I guarantee you she is a good lay.

[Saz]

Yes, she would have to try harder than Ivanka for sure but I'm going to need a number, sir.

Also I'm 90% sure Tiffany doesn't like her father because she knows he would smash Ivanka but not her.

[exploited]

If I were single, I'm guessing eight beers.

I wouldn't now though, because my wife is drastically better looking than her.

[Saz]

[exploited]

Eight over a bar venture (say 12-3) takes me from buzzed/heavily buzzed to drunk. I'd need to be drunk to be attracted to her enough to put out the effort to leave my boys and the rest of the night, and go bang her. But if I get much past 8, say 10, it will be a struggle for me, because I'll be more interested in food and probably not be able to get erect, which will just remind her of her father all over again.

[The Comrade]

[exploited]

[Spider]

Tangentially related only...but it still just makes no structural sense. This bald old f**k spends more time in a chair every morning being turned into trump™ than a regular on Star Trek does getting his latex forehead applied.

[Kane]

Imagine what games will look like when they can fully map the variability of Trumps hair on a windy tarmac.

Amazing.