by JockandBallTorture » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:32 pm
I use scissors to trim my mane and beard - I wear a Timex now because my son bought it for me with his own money, so I passed on to him the Seiko that I wore for 25 years that belonged to my dad - and I carry a Pelican duffel bag that came as a complimentary gift for buying an ass load of Pelican boxes one year.
I wear a Juniper fragrance that is also a beard oil that my wife mandates because I'm "a stinky asshole without it".
I am a juniper tree asshole.
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