Bucky

[Spider]

Hell no. That's totally different. And requires surgery. I have just invented a way to solve the obesity epidemic with a f**k pill.

[Spider]

[The Comrade]

okay if you eat a penny it'll come out of your body messed up. i have faith in my body to digest plastic.

[Spider]

[The Comrade]

no i won't take chem classes to learn that it's okay to eat plastic.


either way your idea is dumb. right up there with ingesting tape worms.

[Spider]

Nobody can force you to learn, I guess...


But thanks for the mature, constructive criticism. Now. Back to my beer and Lost reruns.

[The Comrade]

[Spider]

Just so I know for future reference...did I do something to offend you recently? Was there some motivation for you to come in here and start in on me? I'm just BS'ing about a silly idea for magnetic obesity control. Its not my fault you didn't know that stomach acid was too weak to damage most plastic. I was simply explaining my reasoning. You immediately started in, telling me my idea is "horrible" and "dumb".

Christ, man. Why?

[The Comrade]

[Spider]

So...when someone literally uses words like terrible, stupid, or tells me beer and lost is "where I do my best work". Its not a slight. I'm just imagining it.

OK then.

But still. I'm going to get rich and you're still going to be giving people unprovoked hard times on the interwebs. I win.