People kindly provide me with books they've downloaded for me by my favourite authors, but they're all over the place and I would like to get them organised. I need to change the title so the author is on the right, instead of on the left and sometimes even in the middle.
I've downloaded a thingy that's supposed to allow me to do that, but I don't understand it. Well, that's to say I faithfully follow the instructions but it doesn't work.
I had the same problem when trying to work out quadratic equations in school. I certainly came up with answer, but it wasn't the same as the one given in the back of the book.
" Your mind works in mysterious ways, Miss Fielding ", Mr Rixon would say, nastily. Arsehole.
Ideally, I would like someone to do it for me (just as they used to do my quadratic equations) but nobody can be bothered.
After I have posted this , I will edit it and tell you the name of the thingy. Until then, I'll leave you sitting on the edge of your seat biting your nails in anticipation.