Did you get your lotto ticket?

[Spider]

[Darkhorse]

There have been so many more tickets bought for this drawing that average drawings are probably more profitable.

[The Comrade]

[The Dude]

If I got $300 million, here are the things I'd initially do.

1. Take care of my parents and grandmother, pretty much anything my parents wanted.

2. Buy Lakers season tickets and/or buy tickets to every game at real good seats. Also travel and go to all away games.

3. Take all my close friends on a vacation somewhere in the world to be determined (multiple destinations) all 1st class.

4. I'd take care of things for a few friends, like their debt and get them cool stuff.

5. Get a home for myself, but nothing extravagant. Don't want a mansion. Probably a manhattan apartment as well.

6. Buy stuff I'd directly want. Only need 1 or 2 cars really. Any electronics I'd want, etc.

7. Probably invest minimum $100 million of it into a lot of different things.

8. I'd help some family out a bit. Take all of them on vacation as well. I don't have too much close family that need much assistance. I'd help one cousin open a restaurant she wants to do.

9. Buy Galt a prostitute. A high class one, too. I got your back buddy.

10. Start up a charity, most likely to help children in some way.

Also, I'd buy advertising on TV for this website. Like a superbowl ad or something. I'd f**k blow $2 million just on it for shits and giggles. Also, if I was feeling good about it, I'd pay off all y'all student debts. Except Saz, since he failed in his use of irony. Maybe even pay for a PCF meetup, requiring Galt shows up with the prostitute.

[Spider]

[Mo~]

[uebermann]

[Divinity11]

Dang. I didn't even get ONE NUMBER correct.

[Homer]

You pay taxes on jackpot winnings over there?

[John Galt]