Tales From The PCF Crypt: Piss Boners and Inverted Nipples

[exploited]

Sounds like em is jealous.

[uebermann]

One thing not mentioned about piss boners is doing a handstand, btw.

[exploited]

[exploited]

Emerald, our resident mixed-race racist, details how she turned down an accomplished, handsome black man on the basis of not having citizenship...

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:06 pm
yep.....egyptian men range from the seriously creepy, i want to kidnap you and make u my sex slave to the overtly romantic who makes up romantic verses and then asks u if u want to marry after 1 day

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:06 pm
Ah.

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:06 pm
It gets weird with them in American bars

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:06 pm
i can imagine

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:07 pm
never smile at an arab

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:07 pm
t's like inviting them in

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:07 pm
The best race for getting women is easily Jamaicaan or Trinidadian.

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:07 pm
Those guys are f**k serious players.

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:07 pm
jamaican guy asked for my number today

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
And?

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
i said no

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
jamaican guy living in jamaica?

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
no jamaican living in the uk

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
who i saw whilst shopping for fruit

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:08 pm
isn't he british then?

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
i doubt it he still had an accent

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
no

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
why you gotta label people like that!?

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
nah i lived in germany and definitely wasn't german

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
most jamaicans whove been born and bred here dont have jamaican accents

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
he could be a UK citizen now though!

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:09 pm
well i wasnt going to pry into his citizenship status ueber!!!

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
lol

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
would probably be a duel citizen if he was

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
lol

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
I'm not lolling

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
looooooooooooooool

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
Based on your avatar, I believe you Darkhorse.

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
I am disappointed that emerald would make such racist assumptions though.

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
excuse me for a second after i turned u down, could u please tell me what citizenship u hold so i can inform some guys on a political forum i frequent so im properly pc

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:10 pm
Hard to believe.

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
i feel very ashamed too

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
whatever em, don't try and get out of your hatred for the black man.

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
well you don't have to tell him all that

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
just tell him you do a background check before dating anyone

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
i already said no

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
lol

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:11 pm
no background check required

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
wow brutal. poor guy

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
yeah no kidding.

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
you didn't even give him the courtesy of a background check

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
gets turned down on the basis of race, doesn't even get the courtesy of a common background check.

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
hahaha

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
........

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 pm
u guys are jerks

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:13 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKMNSvpB9dY

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:13 pm
lol

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:13 pm
That was too funny

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:13 pm
...going up.

@ uebermann - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:13 pm
I should do a BG check on any girl I meet

[Dobby]

LOL

[exploited]

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:16 pm
I'm not doing anything more than documenting the evolution of your racism.

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:16 pm
well ure a dick

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:16 pm
document that!

[exploited]

Zing!

[exploited]

In this episode of Tales From The PCF Crypt, Emerald gets her second important lesson in the logistics of male anatomy, this time from legendary PCF curmudgeon, John Galt.

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:56 pm
men talk at the urinals, why not women on toilets

@ Showboat - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:56 pm
I was friends with the manager

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
in japan the toliets play music/white noise so you don't hear "potty sounds". or so i heard when i watched a show on the most advanced toliets in existence

@ Showboat - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
he told me about it and i didnt believe him so he took me there after the bar closed

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
i dont like talking to anyone whilst in the toilet

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
http://www.travelblog.org/Europe/United ... 12641.html

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
twobicle^

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
they have that in nandos

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
i never talk to guys at the urinal

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
suit yourself, I like company

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
i like it tbh

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
i don't talk at the urinals

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
like why the hell do i want to talk to you with your dick out.

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:57 pm
i dont talk either

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
eve if you and your busdy go at the same time?

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
to measure up?

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
and am annoyed when people try to talk

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
yup complete silent stare at the wall

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
Guess what? This is going up.

@ Darkhorse - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
i means friends

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
i know mines bigger so i don't need to check

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
Darkhorse needs to be shamed for this transgression of bathroom ettiquette.

@ Showboat - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
I've always wanted to lean over, take a look at the guy pissing next to me and say 'nice dick'.... just to see what happens

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
darkhorse we know u just talk to randoms

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
Whenever I'm taking a leak in a urinal

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:58 pm
ud get punched or ass f**k

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
I look at the guy beside me and go "THIS IS ALL SEMEN" *Editor's Note: I stole this from Nick Swardson, check out his comedy routine, you won't be disappointed.*

@ Showboat - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
hahaha

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
showboat, you want to know what happens after you compliment someone's rooster?

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
LOL

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
u pee semen...?

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
You wouldn't understand Em.

@ exploited - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
Forget I ever said that.

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
im sometimes glad i dont exploited

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
piss boner...


@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm
well actually yo do

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
after

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
oh that...

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
if you're using the pull out method, need to take a piss in between sessions

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
LOL

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
why...?

@ Dobby - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
this is hilarious

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
because semen is in the urethra

@ Emerald - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm
americans and their pull out method.....

@ John Galt - Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:01 pm
im just saying, if you use that, which i never have even when i say im going to, you need to piss in between

[exploited]

Renowned local pervert admits to his flaws.

@ exploited - Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:59 pm
I personally think molesting children is really awesome.

@ Philly - Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:59 pm
Then you are a republican

@ Doncorelone - Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:59 pm
erm wat

[Winchester]