I'll start.

The waterfall on the family farm. This picture was taken about 5 years ago, it has since developed quite nicely.

This is a 400 year old tree that fell down in a park while I was working as an aborist. Took my friend and I three days to get it cleaned up.

My wifes asshole cat, back in my college days. Stupid thing is still alive.

Found this on my phone after a heavy night of drinking in a small (read: hick) city.

A bacon-wrapped meat log.